The Vagina Adventures
June 30, 2009
So I’m officially 30…and probably now officially sober from the festivities. That could all change by dinner time though.
Having the biggest celebration of narcississm was absolutely worth the craziness involved. Having one of the most well attended Hypergender shows EVER turned the night into magic!
Hypergender Burlesque is not a small time operation. We bring it with headling performers and innovative acts that you will not see at other burlesque shows. We are like the black sheep of the burlesque community, but the black sheep who is more and more coming into the spotlight.
With all the people coming in, all my friends dropping by and the loads of alcohol being consumed to the hotness that i was on the stage( and no I’m not talking about me being drizzled in whip cream and strawberries)…it was one of the best birthday parties I have ever had!
Also skipping pride, not feeling pressured and spending an amazing day at Coney Island with my sexy woman on my day and getting tippity tippity tipsy, then going to a great dinner with friends really capped the weekend of super fun and helped me transition from my 20’s to 30’s.
and now that I am 30? Well it just feels different…and that is all I will say about that.
Oh and btw..girlfriend made me the COOLEST CAKE EVAR! Betch is a keeper! giggles
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June 22, 2009
Say “N’s B-day Special” at the door for REDUCED ADMISSION!!!
THERE WILL BE BOOBY CAKE AND BOOZE! We guarantee it!!!!
Also…NAKED PEOPLE!!!! Who else has a birthday will all of that!
Here are more details about the event!
HyperGender Burlesque Presents: SUPER QUEEROS
Following the dyke march and the mermaid parade what a better way to warm up for the all night debauchery but with help of sexy, naked queers. Emulated by many this indigenous East Village creation is full of idiosyncrasies yet quite engaging and loved by many. Maybe it is the shows unyielding eccentricity that has made HyperGender one of the few long lasting burlesque shows or perhaps it is the creators love for the art form, for the audience and for all things queer that has made it stick around. We don’t know but we hope you come and discover it with us. If you are only visiting New York you don’t want to miss it because in years to come you want to say you were there when it was happening.
Hosts: Award Winning Performers N celebrating her 30TH BIRTHDAY & JZ BICH!
Guests:
TIGGER!
GLENN MARLA
CHIC & SASSY
FETCHEN’ GRETCHEN
BIANCA DAGGA
SWITCH N PLAY
The video presentation by HyperGender’s only and always amazing Anti Social (also celebrating her b-day) wraps us this amazing line up.
FOR ONLINE TICKETING CLICK HERE
Pre show Music to get your groove by N
FREE LUBE AND CONDOM GIVEAWAYS courtesy of NYC Condoms!
WARNING: The show is rated NC-17!
The Queer begins on Saturday June 27th at:
WOW Cafe
59-61 E. 4th Street, 4th Floor
NYC
$10 Cover
RECESSION SPECIAL $8 if you come in with a flyer or a print out of this poster!
Reservations STRONGLY Encouraged call: 917-591-6185
Doors Open at 9:30
Show begins at 10
flyer artwork by N
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June 21, 2009
So as you all know by now..I’m going to be modeling my lovely image for the 2010 NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar and now here is my plea to pre-order and BUY a Calendar Day!
YEP YEP you heard me, if you want a day personalized so that everyone who purchases will know your b-day, jerk off anniversaries, or the last time you got laid, not only will this give you your 15 minutes of fame, but it will also give you good karma points as you are supporting sex workers awareness!
So YES, come for the cause…or at least donate $10 for up to 80 characters for a day…and seriously folks…the funnier it is, the more I will laugh….so at least give the $10 for pure shenanigans…oh pretty please!!!
For ALL DETAILS and to make a purchase…check out our blog at http://www.sexbloggercalendar.com/2009/06/13/buy-your-calendar-days/
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June 13, 2009
Have you ever simultaneously had a mind blowing orgasm, ejaculated, and had one of the most painful charley horses ever?
Post with responses…I want to know if this was a one in a million thing or common!
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June 3, 2009
By taking it all OFF of course!
Well maybe not ALL off but I will be revealing AND reveling in myself as I am now a confirmed model for the 2010 NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar!!!!
I’m so very excited to be a part of this as I was really moved and inspired by the calendar last year that has brought me in contact with SO very many people, especially Tess whom I adore and whom I want to smooooosh my face in her cleavage…….
Back on my original topic, I am going to BRING IT PEOPLES…going to rule the world with world calendar dominations…aww yeahssssssssssss!!!!
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June 1, 2009
O….M….G……
So folks I am taking my first ever trip to Vegas this weekend for the Burlesque Hall Of Fame weekend at The Orleans Casino and Resort in VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!!!
As part of my ongoing “adding burlesque into my blog” I will be taking pictures and blogging about my experiences in Vegas….though it won’t be naughty since my partner isn’t going, I can promise you titilating tales of debauchery with my burlesque gals and super awesome costumes, makeup and fabulosity!!!
Stay Tuned readers…I won’t disappoint…
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May 21, 2009
So yes…I can sing darlings…and you MUST come to see me sing in this show that is daring and provacative…plus i look hot in it too! Also RECESSION SPECIAL: email loveterror@gmail.com to pay $10 INSTEAD of $18..woo hoo!
Love in the Time of Terror
Enter the dark world in which love and terror form a symbiosis that is both disturbing and appealing. This play explores lies, deception and what it means to be stuck in the world without hope. There is enough sex and violence to give it a NC-17 rating, enough questions to make your head spin, and enough meta theatrical references to find humor in the darkness. Vestiges ofhumanity are exposed before us and we are asked to judge them while we judge ourselves through their frailty.
Inspired by Brecht, Beckett, Ionesco, and Lynch, Love in the Time of Terror is a new work by Jasmina Sinanovic, a Balkans-New York hybrid artist who brings the East to the West and defines diasporic writing for you in a fresh style that will challenge thenorms. Patrons, you’re not on Broadway anymore.
WOW Cafe Theater
59-61 E. 4th Street, 4th floor
(btw Bowery & 2nd ave)
New York, NY 10003
www.wowcafe.org
F, V to 2nd Avenue, 6 to Astor place
May 7th-30th, 2009 Thursday-Saturday
8pm $18
Reservations strongly encouraged, call 917-591-6185 or email loveterror2009@gmail.com
For online tickets and for more details go to: www.loveterror.com
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May 12, 2009
I have to say that after having my first ever “rape scene” my eyes are still open and my senses are still quite sensitive.
What started as simple rope bondage between me and her led into an session that lasted hours.
I was beaten, i was sodomized, I was verbally abused. I still have marks that she left on me from digging rope onto my skin. I was choked, I was violated, I was treated like nothing more than a dog. There was even race play involved so deeply that I even can’t get into on this blog.
The more she let go, the more I pushed her for severe punishment. I wanted more, I could take it…I could take it for hours. In between our scene were a giggle here and there but for the most part…it was real.
I think when you get to that level of role play, especially dealing with “rape scenes”, you REALLY have to trust the person. You have to have a deep intimate connection with them. This is something that I have with my partner, this kind of connection and also a wicked kinky streak that seems to get stronger the longer we know each other and grow together.
Sometimes I’ll make her watch me for hours just masturbating on her bed, or other times I’ll hogtie her and spank her with her leather hand shaped paddle. Now this isn’t to boast about how amazing my sex life is…because yes I am blessed, but this is more of a realization that I have truly met my sexual match. She doesn’t crave sex 24/7 like I do, but when we come together…it is mind-blowing. It is more than orgasmic. It is the realization that two creative souls can bring so much together in the bedroom.
and that my friends……is a beautiful thing
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April 27, 2009
HyperGender Burlesque Presents: REVOLUTIONS
Starting the third year on the burlesque scene the right way HyperGender brings the revolutionary burlesque to its stage. Get ready to challenge crumbling Empire while looking at the Communist Manifesto, sexual liberation and Handmaid Tale. This is not your ordinary burlesque show. This is post neo burlesque at its best!
Hosts: Award Winning Performers JZ Bich as the Communism and N as the Sex Revolution
Guests:
Dred - The world renowned drag artist pushes boundaries and brings some contraversy
Miss Aurora Boobrealis - Creative Director from Brown Girls Burlesque strips a model in rage
$$$Royale - Another Brown Girl Burlesque girl merges Handmaid’s Tale with Dark Angel
Sequinette - Downtown favorite drag queen and a current holder of Miss Lez title will make revolution queer
Deity - Everyone’s twisted darling who is a featured performer at BADASS Burlesque will surprise us as always.
The video presentation by HyperGender’s only and always amazing Anti Social wraps us this amazing line up.
FOR ONLINE TICKETING CLICK HERE
Pre show Music to get your groove by N
FREE LUBE AND CONDOM GIVEAWAYS courtesy of NYC Condoms!
WARNING: The show is rated NC-17!
The Revolution begins on Saturday May 2nd at:
WOW Cafe
59-61 E. 4th Street, 4th Floor
NYC
$10 Cover
RECESSION SPECIAL $8 if you come in with a flyer or a print out of this poster!
Reservations STRONGLY Encouraged call: 917-591-6185
Doors Open at 9:30
Show begins at 10
flyer artwork by N
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April 20, 2009
I was standing, looking over at the hoards of customers dredging in from the pouring rain outside looking to purchase overpriced umbrella’s. The day was going on long and my patience was growing thin. As my eyes scanned the room, I saw her.
She was young with bleached blonde Marilyn-esque hair and full makeup. She studied the products at a neighboring makeup counter with stars in her eyes, as if every piece was made of sparkling diamonds and gold. There was something different about her and I couldn’t stop looking. There was a part of me that was curious and wanted to ask her questions about her life. I was drawn to a stranger.
As she paid for a pair of earrings and foundation, I walked over to her because she looked uncomfortable. I struck up a conversation and asked her if she was visiting and where she was from. She replied “From Ukraine” in a beautiful accent. I couldn’t help but be overtaken by her artificial beauty, something I am not known to like.
My co-worker made a comment, alerting me to the older skeevy looking man behind us. He was hungrily undressing her with his eyes, clearly turned on. I stepped in front of her to block his view and I could tell that her level of uncomfortableness was growing stronger. She quickly paid and descended into the crowd, he then followed. He ended up walking past her towards the woman that he had come in with but made his way back towards my counter. I knew right away that he wanted a confrontation with me, but i quickly turned around and ignored him. He walked back to his girlfriend/wife/etc. and left.
The whole thing was wierd to a bunch of co-workers and myself who had witnessed the event unfold. One co-worker said that she was clearly high, which would make her starry eyes and quirky facial movements make sense. It was then that another co-worker said “She is a prostitute, that is why he was looking at her”
It all came together, the prostitute shopping for luxury items, feeling as though she was in a “Pretty Woman” like moment, and the john who recognized her. Her quick descent into the crowd as to not be noticed, and his following her, letting her know that he was onto who she really was.
The truth is, that I wanted to know her, I wanted to ask her questions, I wanted to sit down and look with enchanted eyes as she told me her life story. I wanted to know if prostituting was the way that she got into this country and if she was sold into it. I didn’t want her to leave.
Sometimes things happen. Unexplainable things that make you wonder about life, things that shake you and give you a reality check. Maybe one day I will meet her again, and ask her another question or two. Until then, I hope she is safe….
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